1. Lambs - of course!!! (need to be slaughtered in evil fashion in front of anonymous people)
2. Barbie dolls' heads - minus the hair to prevent appendicitis
3. BIG BIG birds - the fatter and the "yellow-er" the better!!!We need the lemak, man!!!
4. Even MORE LAMBS!!!! (YEEHA!!! I'm most certainly enjoying myself!!!)
5. Gummy bears - the best are the PURPLE, GREEN and PINK ones
6. Broken HOTwheel cars to make the stew HOT
7. An anonymous person - to do the cooking. Let me make it clear that we are NOT CANNIBALS to eat anonymous people, though I have heard certain rumours which state that these species of people are extremely delicious and are eaten as a delicacy in some parts of far far far far far away TIMBUCTOO...
8. Some hard boiled eggs
9. Salt and sugar to taste - we don't want the stew to be bland, no one would eat it...And...we hate to waste food...
10. Last but not least, 13.9992342334 milliliters of water!
Instructions:
1. Stir
2. Stir
3. Stir
4. Stir
5. Stir and stir and stir summore
6. Let it boil
7. When it boils, then let it BOIL OVER...
8. Dish it out into adorable pink plates with pictures of cute litte lambs on them (may their souls rest in peace)...
9. Enjoy...
Err...if anything...err...you know, happens....just call 999....err...but, err....I assure you...err...nothing....err....nothing will happen....
GOOD LUCK!!!
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