SICKO ANONYMOUS REVEALED

YES!! BREAKING NEWS PEOPLE!! ANONYMOUS IS REVEALED!!

The Case of the Mysterious Anonymous.

Detectives in charge: Turga, Ai Xin, Jing Ying, Jing Xuan, Jacqueline and practically the whole class.

Anonymous' "Crimes":
1. Accessed to other people's blogs without permission. It has been confirmed that this mysterious person's destinations are blogs with chatboxes.

2. Flooding shoutboxes with nonsense. This anonymous person's famous quotes are "WOWOWEEE!!!", "I LOVE MY LAMBS!!", "PIPPETY POPPETY POO!!" etc.etc. which are a total crap.

3. Overstorage of sesame street VCD's and DVD's. This mysterious anonymous claims to own 160++ sesame street VCD's and DVD's which is against the law.

Anonymous' Details:
1. Rears lambs. This person formerly has 3 lambs, Limby, Lumby, and Lamby respectively. Recently, another lamb, Lomby, has been added to her collection of exotic superpets.

2. Loves to eat Gummy bears. Huge fan of gummy bears.

3. Loves to watch sesame street. Able to name out the characters such as Big Bird, Elmo, Ernie and Bert.

4. LOVES TO UPPERCASE WORDS AND USE EXCLAMATION MARKS AT THE END OF ALMOST EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE!!!

5. Anonymous is a too-free-nothing-to-do-phsyco.

6. She is desperate to find someone to play hot wheels and barney with her.

7. Probably understands espanyol and francais.

Results of investigation:
1. Suspected some innocent beings.

Anonymous was finally revealed because she surrendered. She could not bear to live in such state and do such things to her friends. She wanted to see how her classmates would react once they found out it was her and she managed to. She was worried that if she didn't reveal herself now, her friends will make unnecessary guesses and waste their time. So, the main reason that she actually revealed her secret identity is to lighten her friends' burdens and make their job easy so that the case can be ended earlier. Furthermore, she is also worried that she might get strangled before she reveals her identity.

Consequences and Punishments:
1. Write a report on the case.

2. Write truthfully.

And LAST but most certainly NOT the least,
Anonymous is actually Jacqueline. One of the detectives, yes.

Last note from anonymous before she fades away from our memories:

WOWOWEEEE!! Whatever. hahaha. Please take note that whatever I said using my secret identity ARE JUST FABULATIONS(except the part that I said I'm Jacqueline). You should have realised that by now. This is solely for entertainment purposes only. Kids, never try this at home. Sorry I offended anyone in the process. I don't mean any harm. I don't own any lambs or barneys or Hot Wheels. I never liked sesame street especially the big yellow bird. I am not a genius. I don't use Kleenex. But I like Gummy Bears. lol. And sorry to all the chatboxes I have flooded. By the way, I don't understand a thing in spanish or french. I googled for those words I used. And I wiki-ed sesame street to know more about the characters in it. Sorry, my apologies.

Lessons learnt:

Doubt is safer than trust(credits go to Li Ern). Looks can be very very deceiving! The most important lesson: Increase your general knowledge and learn more languages so that you can have a secret identity as well. CHEESE!

Report prepared by,
Jacqueline.