A good piece of advice is a million troubles gone, although I'm not sure whether mine can..

Number one,
Write only HARMLESS things in this blog.

Number two,
HARMLESS things must exclude ******(sometimes, you may think it's harmless but it's actually not).

Number three,
If you're not sure whether it is harmless or not, DO NOT POST IT. Even if you're sure, check, DOUBLE CHECK and TRIPLE CHECK.

Number four,
Look up the word HARMLESS in the dictionary to make sure, double sure and triple sure.

Number five,
Everyone can edit posts they think not appropriate or even delete them.

Number six,
In life, no matter what happens, ****** are ****** and they teach you and watch you and help you. They may be a bit naggy sometimes but all you need is to tolerate. Look at the bright side of people and think positive.

Number seven,
The best response you can give when anything happens and the six most important words:
I ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG.

Number eight,
Face every situation with a smile, :)